This Is The Greatest Poem Ever Written

This is the greatest poem ever written,
You heard it from me,
People are saying, how’d you write it so fast?
Years, months, days, hours,
Other people take, like, forever
To write this stuff,
Me, two minutes,
Two minutes,
Came to me, just like that,
Two minutes,
And everyone was saying that can’t be done, you can’t do that,
Nobody can do that,
But I did it, and here it is,
Two minutes,
And maybe I’ll do it again someday,
But right now I’m pretty busy
Making this the greatest country again
And keeping it that way.

How’d you do it?
Everyone keeps asking me,
How’d you do it?
Words,
I have the best words,
So I put them together,
And here it is,
The greatest poem ever written,

Think they should give me a Pomy,
Or whatever they call that thing they give out,
Like an Oscar, for words,
My advisors told me, you don’t need to rhyme,
They’re idiots, I know that,
Obviously, I can rhyme any time
On a dime,
And don’t get me started on all the slime
Coming into our country,
Everyone knows it’s a crime.

I know more than all the great ones
Who weren’t all that great,
I know a lot more than they do,
Morons, believe me,
But no one will tell you that,
Dickinson, what kind of name is that?
And hey, hand me that list,
Frost, Eliot, Whitman, Blake, Hardy,
Who the hell are these people?
Nobody ever heard of them,
Angelou and Hughes,
Would never happen today, we’re getting rid of all this DEI stuff,
Never happen, never happen,
It’s a shame, not on my watch,
And Yeats
And Keats,
Hey, that rhymes too,
Rhymin’ without tryin’,
You just can’t make this stuff up
Unless you’re me.

Poetry is back, like nobody thought possible,
I thought it would take two weeks, three weeks, maybe even four,
But it’s back, and stronger than ever,
I did it in two minutes,
Less than two minutes,
The greatest poetry, the greatest poet,
The greatest poem ever written.